Thursday, August 28, 2008
Almost Forgot
Here's one I started of a futuristic samurai based off a picture of Christina Ricci. Sorry it's such a bad scan, my scanner is craptacular, but then again it's mine and it's the only one I've got. So bare with me.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Hag Number Two: The Nanny
Typically found in Britain the Nanny is of the foulest class of monsters. Believed to be evolved from ogres, Nanny inhabit our world to terrorize small children. Their tea, bread, and butter are the screams and wails of children who have had their ears boxed with tremendous force and are not forced to sit in time out for 12 years. There is nothing you can do, once a Nanny infiltrates you house your parents are helpless to save you because they are under the Nanny's spell. Not all Nannies are evil but 9 times out of 10 in an ogre.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Monster Recently Discovered
Never before seen Wide Mouthed Cave Monster is truly a master of deception. He lives in damp caves and his skin blends well with the rocky interior. When you find him in a cave be prepared, while he looks like an obese squatting troglodyte with no face, he is really poised for the attack. If you are not prepared, he will unfortunately for you gobble you up with his strong jaws that you have mistaken for rolls of fat on his belly.
Two New Monsters
The first new monster is your common hag. She likes to eat children and suckle the marrow from their bones, and this particular hag is a nasty one. She hates to hear the screams and shrieks of children so she sews their mouths shut and cuts off their eye lids so that they can watch in horror as she delights in their delectable fingers and toes.
Next we have the strange creature known to us as the Seartle because of is odd resemblance to an elephant seal and a turtle. It came from another planet on an astroid that landed in South America near the coast of Peru. It is said that when angered the Seartle with sink cruise ships, because it sees them as potential threats. Not for the inexperienced owner.
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Welcome to my Monster Emporium
Monster on sale today!
First we have the mysterious Yeti. Reclusive and can rarely be found at high altitudes, which makes this monster a highly valued creature. It has a skittish and sometimes aggressive temperament, but usually is just likes to keep to itself. The Yeti is for a discerning collector who will take the time to socialize this shy creature.
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