Monday, August 18, 2008

Monster Recently Discovered

Never before seen Wide Mouthed Cave Monster is truly a master of deception. He lives in damp caves and his skin blends well with the rocky interior. When you find him in a cave be prepared, while he looks like an obese squatting troglodyte with no face, he is really poised for the attack. If you are not prepared, he will unfortunately for you gobble you up with his strong jaws that you have mistaken for rolls of fat on his belly.

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